Child For Sale

This is my brand-new blow dryer.

This is my brand-new blow dryer submerged in the bathtub courtesy of my two year-old.

Nothing like the risk of electric shock to get you going in the morning.

Can you see the little twinkle in her eye? It means nothing but trouble, I tell you.

P.S. For those of you who can't tell, it was unplugged.