Uh... What?

So I know every kid goes through that stage where all they do is ask you "Why?" or "How come?", but Dany seems to have taken question-asking into the bizarre. Here are a few gems we've heard over the past few days.

"Mom, what if a skeleton drank a whole bunch of rootbeer and it fell out of his stomach?"
"What if you ate yourself?"
And today's super fun one. "What if thunder jumped into a big pile of yogurt?"

The thing is, I'm not really sure how I'm supposed to answer these questions. I think I'd almost prefer the other way, because at least the questions would be informational rather than just plain asinine. Luckily for me, she doesn't seem to expect a real answer.

Our Dany, she likes to think outside the box...